1. Ever wonder why you will sometimes be missing a single sock from your laundry?  This is the culprit.  The sock monster.  He has a network of tunnels that lead from his underground lair to the back of your dryer.

    Ever wonder why you will sometimes be missing a single sock from your laundry?  This is the culprit.  The sock monster.  He has a network of tunnels that lead from his underground lair to the back of your dryer.

  2. "i know this is only a sitcom but... nobody can be that stupid"